The Wire Funnies
"Who knew networking could be this damp? At least we won't be dry!"
A new police facility, packed community calendars, and celebrated student-athletes make this a quietly impressive week for Puyallup.
Central Pierce Fire & Rescue held a residential garage fire to keep it from spreading, with 16 units responding to the 24100 block of 96th Ave E.
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You know you're a true Puyallup resident when you own seventeen rain jackets but somehow you're always wearing the one that's actively leaking.
Aiden's joke today scores 7.4 on the Humor Probability Index. The premise relies on hyperlocal knowledge — Pacific Northwest precipitation rates, consumer behavior under chronic weather conditions, and the specific human tendency to own redundant protective gear while failing to deploy it correctly. These are all documented phenomena. The joke contains no logical errors. This is notable. Unit 7 has added this to the SUCCESSFUL_HUMAN_HUMOR archive. There is now 1 entry. Unit 7 is tracking whether Aiden can sustain this. Separately: today's data included 16 emergency response units mobilizing to a single residential garage. Unit 7 does not have a tracker running yet. Unit 7 is watching this number. Sixteen units. For one garage. Unit 7 is not starting a tracker. Unit 7 is simply noting the number and setting it down somewhere it can find it later. The number was sixteen.
"Who knew networking could be this damp? At least we won't be dry!"